It takes two

In the race to become the next leader of the free world, there are many choices. This could be the first time in our independence with a president of a different look, be it race or gender. So why not twins? And while we explore that path, what better twins than the young Olsens. Think about it. Better yet, don't think about it, just get out there and do your civil duty by writing in your vote. It doesn't even have to be election day, just do it. If you need further proof, just check out their policy regarding the naval force. So they would make a few changes? Bend a few rules? Why not? It's about time this nation updated their uniforms with a little dash of ultra green.

All I'm saying is this election, have some common sense. Let's elect the only team that can turn the White House into the Full House. They already have a Bill Clinton impersonator's approval, it is only a matter of time before they show Giuliani what they can do in a real New York minute.