6.11.2007

Upoultrysties



Every once and a while a deal comes along that you can not pass up. You know the feeling. In the grocery store, out of the corner of your eye, a yellow price tag grabs hold of your attnetion and pulls you in like a tractor beam that will not release you until you are fully aware of the eighty five cents you could very well save on E.L.Fudge cookies if you were to buy two packages.

This deal I speak of may trump even the smartest shopper's big fish story (the deal was thiiiiiis big). Everyone knows the hassles of furniture shopping. If it were easy, we would all update our feng shui more often. That's where your new best friends come in. Frankie and Johnnie are here to help you with the stress of buying your next living room set as well as the decision of what to eat for dinner tonight. You say you say you say how is that possible? It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter if you have a social security number. So help him God, if you spend one thousand of your hard earned monies at their establishment, Frankie will see to it that you walk away with a slightly warm ten piece chicken set to go with your slightly stained three piece bedroom set. And Johnnie is there to let you have it, even if he has to use his jedi mind powers to set it right.

So even if you are newlywed or newlydead, they will say yes to your credit (with approved credit, select items only, excludes other discounts). Yet just another reason to visit St. Claude.

1 comment:

Old Aunt Amy said...

I say I say I say I suddenly need a 5 piece and a crappy ocean painting. The only thing holding me back is the lack of a promise of $240 worth of pudding. That might be Frankie's department.